My Newfound Cool Word: Timesicky.

 

 

OS' Dictionary (in conjuction with the Algerian Lass Index of Romantic Terms) defines Timesicky as meaning:

 

 

 

 

 

Yknow, the feeling you get when you listen to a certain song; reminds you of places and people you miss.

 

You get the point.

 

 

 

 

 

And now, on to more important things. Like Extendable Arms. I'd like to discuss Extendable Arms in this post. Extendable Arms come in handy in a variety of different settings. A particular setting I'm going to mention is as follows: Sometimes, you need to get information out of people, and you need it bad. There can be several problems facing you in such a situation. One, that person may not want to give you the information you seek. Two, you may be too shy to approach the person in the first place, and furthermore, you may lack a plan of action that would enable you to extract the desired info even if you did approach them. Third, you may face the simple problem of not being able to touch the person you want to get the info from. This is usually caused by that person not being a mahram to you.

 

Extendable Arms hold the solution to all of the above-mentioned problems. Firstly, if you face problem number one, the Extendable Arms allow you to approach the person and pinch them or squeeze them to death, or better yet, hold them in a vice-like grip until they surrender and spill the beans. Secondly, if you are in the unfortunate position of being too shy to approach the person, the handy-dandy Extendable Arms can serve as your perfect excuse.

"I'm sorry, but my Extendable Arms are on auto-pilot. And you just happened to be in the way *shrug*". Then squeeze them until they talk.

Lastly, Extendable Arms solve the trivial problem of not being able to touch the person to punch them until they give you that info which you desire so bad. Simply march over to them, extend your Extendables, and grab them. It's not haram because the arms aren't your own. Exert considerable pressure, or even better, shake them and shout "Spit It Out". I guarantee results.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is my ten cents on Extendable Arms. I hope it proves to be beneficial for people who might be suffering from any of the afore-mentioned dilemmas.

 

Just buy some Extendable Arms.